A FATHER’S DAY BILL OF RIGHTS

All roads lead to the Big Game!

l)The Right to take a shower without a laundry line of wet panty hose

2)The Right to tell our side of the story without fear of consequences

3)The Right to trade cars without the third degree

4)The Right to watch a game on TV without being harassed

5)The Right to have at least equal time with the Remote

6)The Right to know the ingredients of the wife’s newest casserole

7)The Right to putter in the garage without a specific honey-do list

9)The Right to be seen in public with clothes we prefer to wear

9)The Right to find our destination without asking at the Quick Trip

10)The Right to know what Man Things are without having to explain

Happy Father’s Day Dads! (Good Luck with this!)

2011 by Douglas Raymond Rose

Member Academy of American Poets

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